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If your a blonde and your reading this please don't be offended it's only a joke.In fact i'm really a blonde too!lol!
#1:A blonde walks into an appliance store and said I wanna buy that T.V. The clerk says, "Sorry but we don't sell to blondes".So she comes back the next day after dying her hair black and says, "I wanna buy that T.V." - "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes" The clerk replys.So the next day she comes with her hair dyed purple and says, "I wanna buy that T.V." and yet again the clerk says, "Sorry but we don't sell to blondes".So the blonde asks, "How did you know I was a blonde?!?!"And the clerk replies, "Well first of all that's a microwave".....
#2:Two blondes were at a bar.They decided to cruise around in their brand new cherry red convertible,but then they realized they locked their keys in the car.After about an hour of trying to get in one blonde says to the other, "You better hurryup!There's a storm coming and we left the top down!"
#3:Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - - poof - - you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." - - - poof - - -. The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sweetest woman alive." - - - poof - - -. The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." - - - poof - - -
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